Provide me with eyebleach plz~

Oh  my  God. I just finished watching the first OVA of this anime called Boku no Pico

I immeditaly regret my decision

IT WAS SO WEIRD! So the minute after the OP the camera go to a room and it was two people having sex,then as it comes closer it was a adult male and a underage kid and I don't know what was the adult's hand doing in the kid opening and I didn't want to know and then the dude put a ice cube in-between the kid's legs and it melted! I was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!!!!!!!!!!! and then it goes into flashback mode

This is pretty much my reaction to the beginning.

Then it goes into how the adult and the kid met and stuff then it went to the car scene ;_;. So the adult bought the kid,I think his name was Pico some ice cream and Pico spilled some on the older dude's shirt and Pico wiped it off then the older dude made Pico lick the rest of the spill off his shirt then they kissed and was like

Mainly because I didn't get how a spill led to kissing but it got worse

So then it goes into sex and then the adult took off Pico's pants then it of course his "magic stick" sprang out. Any Private Parts were blurred but it did not help



So then the adult started playing with it and buried my face into my hands then He started sucking the kid's thing You heard me right! The grown man was giving the child a blow job. Guess who's scarred for life. And What's worse?! The Kid ejaculated and it went everywhere,His face,The dude's face,The roof of the car

THE FRICKIN CAR!



Dude,I swear his granddad was stoned as balls,He wasn't supicious at all! Oh my God it angered me so much!

So then Dude led Pico back to his house and had him wear a girl's outfit,panties and all and You know what happened next? More sex I shall not go in to detail with it but I'll tell you a summary of it:Sperm in the Mouth. So Pico asked what was he to the dude and the adult couldn't think of anything so Pico ran away and I was like

Report his ass to the police Pico!

But that never happened instead Pico totally forgave him and they had sex on the beach



And the anime ended with Pico and his adult lover ejaculating sperm into the sea for all the fishes

Kamari wouldn't like you polluting her home .-.

So I'm sitting there with my tablet like


Then I remembered as part of this challenge,I have to watch all three of the OVAs
I hate you Youtube

This is why I read/write/watch Yuri and some Yaoi. Most of the time it makes sense. So please for the LOVE OF GOD,Don't watch Boku no Pico,Only watch it if you have guts